Fun, Interesting and Mostly True Facts about Tiki Town and La Cuna

Kytanna and Teresa are pioneers in the field of Tiki sciences and their contributions have helped advance Tikiness and bring about new innovations with their groundbreaking research in beach theory and the application of dance and music to the study of human sexual activities.
Tiki Town will be six years old as of December 18 2023! That’s like 42 in SL years.
Tiki Town has about 100 private huts and private land parcel rentals spread over nine sims not including various La Cuna and boat slip rentals.
La Cuna has about 75 public rentals that includes trailers, college dorm rooms, small houses, and low-rise and studio apartments.
Tiki Town’s official mascot is Bruce the Shark. You can often spot Bruce swimming around the lagoon near the main dance floor. Bruce helps keep Tiki Town free of those sneaky and depraved dolphins and other aquatic riff-raff.
Tiki Town is located on the Schindleria sim. The word “schindleria” is a genus of tiny marine fish that primarily live among reefs. Schindleria is also a genus of flowering plants native to Bolivia, Peru, and Paraguay.
Tiki Town has the lowest tax rates of any town in Second Life. In fact, taxes haven’t been collected in six years and the last tax collector to visit Tiki Town was never seen again.
If you re-arrange the letters in “Tiki Town” you can spell “ok nitwit”.
The Tiki Town totem pole is named King Kuno Lingus. He is the guardian spirit of Tiki Town.
When Tiki Town first opened it was just a quarter of the Schindleria sim which means Tiki Town is now 36 times larger than when it began.
Tiki Town was built on an old bikini burial ground and many believe that the spirits of lost swimsuits haunt the shores of Tiki Town on nights of a full moon.
99.6% of Tiki Towners don’t know what the word “sesquipedalian” means.
Tiki culture is an American-originated art, music, and entertainment movement inspired by Polynesian, Melanesian, and Micronesian cultures and is also influenced by the cultures of Australia, New Zealand, Hawaii, and the Caribbean Islands.
Tiki Town and La Cuna have more than a dozen party venues combined including multiple clubs, many outdoor party areas, a drive-in theater, two clubhouses, and the main Tiki Town resort dance floor.
Tiki Town has about 22 DJs that stream a variety of music throughout the week plus many, many more DJs that stream during off hours as well as for special occasions and weekend parties.
There has never been a Bigfoot sighting at Tiki Town… though there have been a few big cock sightings.
The official bird of La Cuna is the Upthrust Middlefinger Beachtiki (at least until we come up with something better).
If you happen to pass out while playing with one of the Tiki Toys you might awaken to find yourself buried in beach sand, discarded clothing, or used sex toys. This should be considered an acceptable risk at Tiki Town.
La Cuna has not one, not three, but two places to watch adult movies. Toward the center of La Cuna is the Adult Cinema while closer to the edge of town is the La Cuna Drive-In. Of course, Tiki Town has its own movie theater that only opens on Sunday afternoons for the Tiki Town weekly non-adult movies. Edit: Tiki Town also has a semi-secret adult movie theater located in the caves near the main club.
According to Maori mythology, Tiki was the first human. He found the first woman, Marikoriko, in a pond and was seduced by her. Sounds like Marikoriko was the original Tiki Toy.
Tiki Town has formal parties four times per year. Each previous formal party has been held at a special location including a casino, a jazz club and the La Cuna Cartel mansion and the events have had a variety of fun themes such as Casino Nights and a Roaring 20’s Jazz theme. The next formal event will be the Winter Formal that will be on Saturday, December 23^rd. The event will be held at Tiki Town’s Winterland.
Tiki Town has its own Discord channel. You can find me and the other Tiki Town staff there as well as many of the DJs and Tiki Town regulars. There are sub-channels for resort chat, NSFW stuff (whatever that is), a sub-channel just for the Tiki Town DJs, three sub-channels for La Cuna, and one for announcing upcoming Tiki Town events. There’s a link to the Discord channel at the main Tiki Town club or you can ask Molly, Crissy, Langston or David for assistance with accessing the Tiki Town Discord.