You know how this goes, boy meets girl, girl meets girl, boy meets boy, girl meets huge horny demon… and now you need a place to go. You’ve got your houses yes (or should) but wanna spice it up. What’s a healthy couple to do? Tiki has your back! We’re giving you five of the lesser utilized but beautiful public places to make that quality time extra special. No matter your mood, one of these awesome spots will be sure to make those naughty screen caps picture perfect.
The Glow Cave – Where else to begin but the primordial ooze climbing the cave walls where our great to the millionth power ancestors first evolved to get busy. This gorgeous spot glows with possibilities featuring a comfy pile of blankies and pillows surrounded by a kaleidoscope of glowing flora to make the moment magic. Like all magic spots you need to know the secret entrance. Just head behind the DJ booth at the main Tiki dancefloor and go through the waterfall to find this total wonderland. Bonus points with TT if you spot the guitar and know why it’s there.
The La Cuna Haunted House – Sometimes you want some extra freak in your freaky. We got you covered! The haunted house is a fully furnished and realized spook fest sure to get the heart racing and blood flowing to all the necessary places. Whether it’s the totally not dead twins you know are there but can’t quite see or the portrait that looks back at you harder than you look at it, this is a fun frolic at any time of year, but extra special during autumn when everyone’s “oh hell no” meter is turned up to 11. Wander La Cuna until you piddle or just take the TP on the destination pole at the main landing.
Winterland – Oh-em-gee! Talk about romantical, Winterland has it all. If you’re looking for the perfect date destination before things get serious this chilly spot is the perfect place to snuggle close with a loved one, or lusted one, or hell just some hot stranger. Regardless, you’ll wanna get skin to skin to stay warm. Go for a playful skate, roast smores over a roaring fire or whisper sweet nothings in a picturesque gazebo, the gently falling snow is truly magical. Getting cold and ready to heat things up? No problem. Head into the public log cabin and sip cocoa while you decide which of several spots you’d like to add the (wink wink) cream. Get there via TP on the destination pole at the main landing or the lobby wall at Daddy’s.
Camp Fukensukatiki – Want to get it on like the animals do? You’ll need to head for the great outdoors. As long as Chloe isn’t there in her hockey mask you’re in the clear. Enjoy the fresh, crisp, clean air while you’re both deep breathing as you are immersed in summers past. Campfire, tents, and a rangers cabin all provide spots to practice anatomy, or if you’re looking for even more granola, take a walk through the woods along the trails and find one of the tucked away spots to truly return to nature. You know what they say about Bigfoot right? Riiiight?! Ok fine, pop out there via TP at the main landing zone.
The Planetarium – Not saying I saved the best for last but this stellar destination might have the most incredible visuals yet. Gaze out at a starscape of endless nebulas and shooting stars as directly over head the planets circle the sun in slow orbits, creating an atmosphere that is, you know I have to say it, out of this world. Featuring many tucked away spots to enjoy, the view on plush couches you’re spoiled for choice, or get really into the spirit and hop in a moving bubble where love is made on a floating pillow pile. This place is truly a must see even if you’re on a solo mission. Once again, TP at the landing zone or ask Odie to borrow a shuttle. Either way the trip is worth it.
There you have it! Five amazing places off the beaten path to sew your oats. Try them all like you’re collecting Pokémon and if you finish the list let us know and we may find you five more – once you can, you know, walk again. Enjoy the journey Tikis!
About the author, the lovely, mischeivious apple, in her own words:
I’ve been a proud Tiki toy since 2023 and recently an even more proud member of the Tiki staff. I help out with rentals, general questions and now primarily will be writing articles for the website. Find me on the dance floor or just click my portrait, I’m always happy to help out.
