La Cuna Church and Mausoleum


There are a lot of really cool and fun places in La Cuna… the Coil, Wednesday’s Happy Ending Massage, the Grinder, the La Cuna Theater, and the zillion places to do naughty stuff… as well as the Haunted House! Yes, La Cuna has its very own haunted house located near the corner of Church Street and TerKyta Avenue next door the La Cuna Church and across from the Duds-n-Suds Laundromat. In other words, it’s in the northeast corner of the central sim.

The haunted house’s creaky doors, eerie portraits, gloomy cobwebs and spooky ghosts will help get you in the mood for Halloween. The library on the second floor is definitely haunted and if the people who lived in the house aren’t dead already they probably should be from the looks of the appalling bedrooms. 

If you happen to have a sexy victim with you then the rat and spider infested bed in the Master Suite still has enough spring in it to stir up a whole lot of dust… if you know what I mean. There’s even a kinky spot in the basement for keeping your prey… or friends… tied up nice and tight. And where does that gated passageway lead to? I bet you’re dying to find out!

The unholy church of La Cuna is adjacent to the haunted house and there’s even a handy graveyard right next door in case you need to bury your problems… or dig up some new ones.

The haunted house’s backyard will be the location for some upcoming Halloween parties on Friday, October 22nd as well as on Friday, October 29th but the haunted house is open year round, day or night. It’s a great place to visit if you have some time to kill.